"My boyfriend/girlfriend won’t let me"
What was that?
How lovely congratulations on your 3rd parental guardian”
There’s a hole in my lawn and evidently Welly just discovered it’s perfectly dog shaped
"i’m 10% german, 14% danish, 15% norwegian, 7% …"
do you ever cook something in the microwave but it’s still really cold in the middle and you just keep eating it instead of heating it longer because life is pointless and entropy is unavoidable and the universe is filled with callous and casual destruction
pulling up into school like
am I sick from anxiety or am I actually physically ill? a memoir by me
am i lazy or horribly depressed: the sequel
does everyone hate me or am I just very insecure: the completion of the trilogy
have i momentarily forgotten something or am i genuinely losing my mind: the unexpected prequel
it was a simpler time
that’s… kinda true
I reckon if more people understood this there would be a lot less victim blaming when it comes to rape.
Man, well put.
Embrace your differences and the qualities about you that you think are weird. Eventually, they’re going to be the only things separating you from everyone else.
that time of year is approaching
scary lawn decorations
terrifying tv programs
people in costumes going door to door