this is actually really cute
bras are too expensive to be thrown at some fuckboys on stage
the worst thing about tumblr is that you read all those pro feminist/anti rape/anti misogyny posts all the time everyday and then you actually go outside and talk to a random guy and it feels like being punched in the face with a chair
TO THE ONES WHO HAVE BEEN HERE SINCE MR X, THE ZUX FANFIC, HAYLOR, LARRY STORM, ZAYN DEACTIVATING & MSG
my blogging technique is staying gone for a while and then posting 20 posts persecond
Great moments in tv history
The best part is how the hand giving the cigarette doesn’t belong to anyone in the room—no one is wearing that shirt.
I want to write an alternative version of Romeo and Juliet where instead of being a little ponce and trying to work things out for himself, Romeo asks his smarter friends what to do about the whole thing and Benvolio and Mercutio come up with the world’s greatest plan:
dean putting one of the most dangerous weapons in the world into a public bathroom sink
while nonchalantly checking his phone
Me: [makes really judgmental personal comment] but I mean do you; live your life.
senior quotes class of 1957
high schoolers have literally not changed at all
This is funnier than it should be.
the female body is hardcore as fuck.
Yes is it.
so is the male body
it’s sad to see so many people like this on this website
OP is praising the fact that women hold a fucking infant in their belly the size of a ribcage, get the fuck over yourself for 3.5 seconds.