pussymakedarules:

this is actually really cute 

pussymakedarules:

this is actually really cute 

reptelia:

bras are too expensive to be thrown at some fuckboys on stage

avoxia:

the worst thing about tumblr is that you read all those pro feminist/anti rape/anti misogyny posts all the time everyday and then you actually go outside and talk to a random guy and it feels like being punched in the face with a chair

niam-hugs:

TO THE ONES WHO HAVE BEEN HERE SINCE MR X, THE ZUX FANFIC, HAYLOR, LARRY STORM, ZAYN DEACTIVATING & MSGimage

omidspissedoffcat:

my blogging technique is staying gone for a while and then posting 20 posts persecond

cattailsandcattales:

urbies:

Great moments in tv history

The best part is how the hand giving the cigarette doesn’t belong to anyone in the room—no one is wearing that shirt.

nanyoky:

I want to write an alternative version of Romeo and Juliet where instead of being a little ponce and trying to work things out for himself, Romeo asks his smarter friends what to do about the whole thing and Benvolio and Mercutio come up with the world’s greatest plan:

Marriage of…

carry-on-wayward-fallen-angel:

supernatural-who-lock:

dean putting one of the most dangerous weapons in the world into a public bathroom sink

while nonchalantly checking his phone

carry-on-wayward-fallen-angel:

supernatural-who-lock:

dean putting one of the most dangerous weapons in the world into a public bathroom sink

while nonchalantly checking his phone

blackberryshawty:

Me: [makes really judgmental personal comment] but I mean do you; live your life.

smartgirlsattheparty:

zimbolt:

KILLED IT

Mic Drop. 

callmeoutis:

purlycubes:

senior quotes class of 1957

high schoolers have literally not changed at all

somethingwithrainandbows:

This is funnier than it should be.

somethingwithrainandbows:

This is funnier than it should be.

tumbling-torterra:

a-strawbarry:

houseofheavy:

etspiritusvitae:

the female body is hardcore as fuck. 

Yes is it.

so is the male body
it’s sad to see so many people like this on this website


OP is praising the fact that women hold a fucking infant in their belly the size of a ribcage, get the fuck over yourself for 3.5 seconds.

tumbling-torterra:

a-strawbarry:

houseofheavy:

etspiritusvitae:

the female body is hardcore as fuck. 

Yes is it.

so is the male body

it’s sad to see so many people like this on this website

OP is praising the fact that women hold a fucking infant in their belly the size of a ribcage, get the fuck over yourself for 3.5 seconds.

So Robert Downey Jr. is filming near me and stopped to sign stuff and..
Me: (Holds out dollar bill and pen)
Robert Downey Jr: Are you asking me to deface government property?
Me:
Me:
Me: Yes.
RDJ: Gimmee.