kitten-xoxo:

p-ardiselost:

"My boyfriend/girlfriend won’t let me"
Excuse me
What was that?
LET ?
YOU ¿ 
How lovely congratulations on your 3rd parental guardian”

THIS

redlark:

There’s a hole in my lawn and evidently Welly just discovered it’s perfectly dog shaped

redlark:

There’s a hole in my lawn and evidently Welly just discovered it’s perfectly dog shaped

iceemoon:

"i’m 10% german, 14% danish, 15% norwegian, 7% …"

image

theglasschild:

do you ever cook something in the microwave but it’s still really cold in the middle and you just keep eating it instead of heating it longer because life is pointless and entropy is unavoidable and the universe is filled with callous and casual destruction

aidn:

lostincomaa:

how is this news

McLovin Jacks Off To Pictures Of Women, Is A Hero To All

aidn:

lostincomaa:

how is this news

McLovin Jacks Off To Pictures Of Women, Is A Hero To All

human:

pulling up into school like

human:

pulling up into school like

jamesandlilys:

captainkirkmccoy:

chaffeebicknell:

thebutterflysgrave:

am I sick from anxiety or am I actually physically ill? a memoir by me

am i lazy or horribly depressed: the sequel

does everyone hate me or am I just very insecure: the completion of the trilogy

have i momentarily forgotten something or am i genuinely losing my mind: the unexpected prequel

loubes:

it was a simpler time

salemkittie:

that’s… kinda true

salemkittie:

that’s… kinda true

rambozus:

jillthompson:

johanirae:

I reckon if more people understood this there would be a lot less victim blaming when it comes to rape.

Indeed


Man, well put.

rambozus:

jillthompson:

johanirae:

I reckon if more people understood this there would be a lot less victim blaming when it comes to rape.

Indeed

Man, well put.

Friend: What's your type?
Me: Famous or fictional.
high school boy: omg that girl my age is wearing a skirt above her knees, oh god I can see kneecaps????
high school boy: omg giRLS HVAE KNEESCAP????
school administrator: shit shit
high school boy: bUT I HAEV NEECKAP
school administrator: no don't look don't think about it ok just keep walking
high school boy: I AM PERSON, HAEV KNEEPCAP, GIRL HAVE KNEECPAP, GIRL ARE PERSONS?????????
high school admin: fuck shit shit no-
high school boy: /explodes

Embrace your differences and the qualities about you that you think are weird. Eventually, they’re going to be the only things separating you from everyone else.

jamietheignorantamerican:

#FergusonIsntOver

jamietheignorantamerican:

#FergusonIsntOver

riddlersgammon:

that time of year is approaching

scary lawn decorations

terrifying tv programs

people in costumes going door to door

election season